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Still, with two glorious days ahead of us filled with few responsibilities and lots of mind-altering substances, I have a feeling we can make magic happen. And so, I give you, my horny friends, this handy guide to potentially getting more than a handy this weekend.

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That guarantees a drunken makeout and passing out after buying her Taco Bell. No more than 6 people total is the secret to a solid time. When it comes ghis dressing for the big event, you need to try but not too hard. You need to look good but not too good.

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You need to stop before your words start slurring, your dick stops responding, and your lunch starts coming up. Keep it under 5 drinks if possible but know that 7 is the absolute tops depending on your tolerance. You pay for drinks.

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